Kingdom of Scotland

Not to be confused with modern day ScotlandThe Kingdom of Scotland (Scots: Kinrick o Scotland, Gaelic: Rìoghachd na h-Alba) was a Kingdom in the north of Great Britain on the planet Earth.

It was the coldest place on earth until 1843 when new temperatures were invented. Scotland was known for it's ginger hair, cold mountains, and unbelievable ability to hold a bridge.

Throughout many wars with England, the Scottish people were always able to keep some form of independence whether fully or not. However In 1707, The country was merged with both England and Wales to form the United Kingdom.

Formation
After the population of the British isles (The Welsh) were forced to migrate both north and west from the invading English race, the northern Welsh were cutoff from their cousins down south and chaos consumed the region.

That was until the quarreling tribes were united under the rule of King Scott. Who proclaimed the  'Kingdom of Scottsland' over the northern regions of Britain.

Merging in to the United Kingdom
In the early 1700s Scotland had ran out of money from their failed attempts at creating a functional land canoe and was on the cusp of humiliating themselves on a national scale by asking France for a fiver, but as luck would have it, in 1707, an incident of mass absurdity would cause England of all people to quietly suggest a union between Themselves, Scotland and Wales.

Scotland agreed, attempting to seem unhappy with the idea to keep appearances. The union, which would be known as the United Kingdom, was the end of the current money troubles Scotland was going though. Then came the next problem, having to live with the English.

Government
Scotland was a tribal monarchy. Each region was controlled by a chief who would run the affairs of the local area and pay taxes to the King.

Flag
The most recognisable flag of Scotland, 'St André's cross', was invented in 1453 when the government realised they had been getting many complaints from tourists over the lack of any visible sky in the country.

In response to this, the original Scottish flag (a yellow backdrop with a Roman being stabbed by a Celt) was replaced with a light blue sky with a white X through it. Signifying that no sky would be visible in Scotland.