Timeline of History

The following is a comprehensive timeline of major historical events in chronological order.

BC era

 * c.5000 BC - The Earth is created[possibly before]
 * c.1000 BC - Earliest recorded interaction between Humankind and Skeletons.
 * c.300 BC - The Romans colonise the British Isles.
 * 10 BC - People start to wonder what the calender has been counting down to all this time.

AD era

 * 0 - Jesus Christ is born in Palestine.
 * c.30 - Jesus Christ is crucified. Christianity begins.


 * c.5th century - The Romans mysteriously vanish from the British isles.
 * c.510 - The English emerge from underground and claim the surface.
 * 570 - The prophet Muhammad is born.
 * 927 - The Kingdom of England is founded.
 * 942 - The Kingdom of Scotland is founded.
 * 1055 - Wales is founded.
 * 1402 - John Bones is born.
 * 1428 - Vlad Țepeș is born.
 * 1555 - Dracula-Co is created by Count Dracula.
 * 1616 - William Shakespeare dies.
 * 1618 - William Shakespeare is reanimated as a Skeleton.
 * 1643 - The ownership of unicorns is made illegal.
 * 1667 - Unicorns officially declared extinct.
 * 1669 - William Belmont is born.
 * 1707 - The United Kingdom is formed.
 * 1730 - The cobblers revolt.
 * 1748 - John Bones storms Oxford university.
 * 1748 - John Bones is executed.
 * c.1750 - Skelly is born.
 * 1756 - The Skeleton rights reformation act is passed.
 * 1776 - The United States commits high treason and breaks away from the British Empire.
 * 1852 - The second Skeleton rights act was passed.
 * 1865 - America decides Slavery is bad.
 * 1914 - World War 1 begins.
 * 1918 - World War 1 end.
 * 1922 - Ireland leaves The United Kingdom.
 * 1939 - World War 2 begins.
 * 1945 - World War 2 ends.
 * 1952 - The WWWF (later WWF) is founded.
 * 1966 - Action Man is born
 * 1969 - The Moon is Colonised by the United States.
 * 1984 - Pajama Man is introduced as the mascot for an American propaganda campaign.
 * 1990 - Pajama Sam is born.
 * 1996 - MayRey is born.
 * 1996 - The Pajama Sam incident.
 * 1998 - The company Goats4U is founded.
 * 2002 - The WWF changes it's name to WWE.
 * 2008 - MayRey joins Youtube under the name "NotMayRey"
 * 2010 - A-276 is created.
 * 2015 - The Great Purge.
 * 2016 - Donald Trump is elected President of the United States.
 * 2017 - MayRey begins Hormone Replacement Therapy.
 * 2018 - The human race achieves the unthinkable and launches a car into space
 * 2020 - Mars declares it's independence.
 * 2021 - Mars is colonised by Americans.
 * 2026 - Sir Patrick Stewart shows signs of aging
 * 2029 - Portugal disappears into a time rift.
 * 2077 - Nuclear war between the United States and China happens in a video game.
 * 2250 - Pluto attempts to colonise Earth.
 * 2480 - Portugal reemerges from the time rift, all of 30 seconds had passed for them.
 * 3000 - Phillip J. Fry is unfrozen.
 * 4622 - Real Pokémon are discovered in the smoldering remains of Belgium.
 * 5000 - Earth president John Henry Quark is arrested for trying to sell the planet to aliens.
 * 5640 - Gender is abolished.
 * 10,000 - A unicorn named Hope is cloned.
 * 22,000 - Chernobyl is declared safe to enter.
 * 22,001 - Chernobyl no longer safe to enter.
 * 100,000 - The United Planetary Alliance is dissolved after the invasion of Dimension X.
 * 1 billion - Danish is declared a dead language.
 * 5.5/apple/26 - The Sun expands, destroying the Earth.

Undated events

 * Darkness is born.
 * The founding of The Land of Darkness.
 * The founding of Genericsberg
 * The destruction of Genericsberg