Mr. Incredible

Robert (Bob) Parr, known professionally as Mr. Incredible is a deformed superhero who lives in Metroville with his wife and children. Despite his grotesque appearance, Mr Incredible is one of the worlds greatest superheroes[citation needed] and is loved by most of his adoring fans.

Early life
Born sometime in like, the 1920s or whatever, Robert Parr was afflicted with severely low polygons in his facial region. Growing up was not easy for little Bobby as the other children would often tease him about his pointy, jagged nose and his massive octagonal chin. Even his own mother struggled to love such a hideous beast of a child.

Superpowers
When he was 13 years old, Parr was working out at his local gym when he was bitten by a radioactive set of dumbbells. This incident caused him to get cancer develop superhuman strength and invulnerability.

Superhero Identity
At the age of 20, Robert was approached, from behind, with an offer of joining the X-men. Upon turning around to respond to the proposal, the X-man who was sent to give this offer immediately began vomiting and screaming in fear. This had nothing to do with Bob's face, that was just this dudes power.

Following his brief and bizarre encounter with the X-men, Robert Parr began thinking of taking up independent superhero work. So for his 21st birthday, he asked for a sewing machine and a subscription to the Tights Monthly magazine. He worked for months perfecting his superhero persona and costume. He came up with the name "Mr. Incredible" from a bottle of dish soap and chose the colours Black, for his dark inner soul, and blue, so that no one would see his tears when he cried.

Super Deeds
Many of Mr Incredible's deeds as a super hero included saving people, saving animals, saving animals and people, saving money on his car insurance, putting down protests, assassinating foreign world leaders, bending things, lifting things, and crushing things.

Retirement
Following a lengthy and storied career as a superhero, Mr. Incredible was finally forced able to retire following a brutal and embarrassing series of lawsuits levied against all superheros and live a quiet life with his new family.

Unretirement
Well, that didn't take long[15 years isn't long to you?].

Family
Bob does not keep very close ties to his mother anymore. Mainly due to how apathetic to the whole parent thing she was while he was growing up. His father died a few years before he was born.

Sometime before his retirement, Bob managed to actually marry someone. I mean, I know looks aren't everything but jeez. Someone actually wakes up to that face. you kinda gotta feel a bit sorry for them, right? AND HE HAS KIDS? A woman let him put his...no. nope! not thinking about that!